Closet Horoscope, Part I — What Your Sign Really Wears to Fashion Week
Zodiac meets style, and it’s runway-ready.
Fashion Week isn’t just about what’s trending—it’s about who’s wearing it and why. And if you’ve ever blamed your shopping habits on your birth chart (guilty), this one’s for you. We matched each zodiac sign with the outfit they'd wear to the front row. Spoiler alert: the stars have incredible taste.
Let’s start with Aries through Virgo:
♈ Aries: The Power Player
Style Vibe: Bold, fiery, fearless
Fashion Week Fit: Red leather blazer + matching mini skirt + studded bag + combat boots
Statement: I’m not just on the guest list. I AM the list.
♉ Taurus: The Luxe Layer Lover
Style Vibe: Textured, timeless, a little indulgent
Fashion Week Fit: Cashmere turtleneck + slouchy trousers + shearling coat + clutch
Statement: My outfit smells like a $400 candle.
♊ Gemini: The Trend Twister
Style Vibe: Experimental, playful, unpredictable
Fashion Week Fit: Mixed prints + asymmetric skirt + metallic boots + asymmetric bag
Statement: I dress like I have multiple personalities—and they all slay.
♋ Cancer: The Romantic Dreamer
Style Vibe: Soft, nostalgic, emotional-core
Fashion Week Fit: Lace blouse + satin midi skirt + vintage pearls + vintage bag
Statement: I cried at the finale—and also my outfit is handmade.
♌ Leo: The Attention Grabber
Style Vibe: Dramatic, glamorous, spotlight-ready
Fashion Week Fit: Feather-trimmed jumpsuit + gold platforms + bag + hairband
Statement: If you’re not turning heads, what’s the point?
♍ Virgo: The Polished Perfectionist
Style Vibe: Tailored, clean, quiet luxury
Fashion Week Fit: Crisp white button-down + high-waist trousers + trench + handbag
Statement: My outfit is steamed, my schedule is color-coded, and yes, I brought lint rollers.